You should probably know I'm an alien. I've been told this is because I don't pee much. Though I might be a bird, at least according to my girlfriend. And I do tend to trust her judgement.
HEY I USED TO BE LUCIANOGRIMALDI AND ALSO BRAND-NEWANDANCIENT IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT MY BLOG LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH WHY AM I FOLLOWING HER